Spoof, Rina

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One day a teacher PAI entered to class and asked "whose are going to heaven?". All student raise their hands while saying "Me" but not for Rasya.. a theacher asked for Raya "Rasya, your friends on going to heaven, you do not want not lift hands". Rasya replaid "lha.. do we want go now?".

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