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Adelia Agustin, tugas b.inggris

3 teman Jadi ada 3 teman yang sedang berada di padang pasir.Tiba-tiba,mereka menemuka botol dan dari botol itu keluarlah jin. Dia berkata “Aku mempunyai 3 permintaan,kalian boleh membuat sebuah harapan apapun,” Si teman yang pertama pun mengatakan harapannya”Aku berharap aku liburan di bali.” Diapun pergi menghilang . Si teman yang kedua tersenyum dan mengatakan harapannya “Aku berharap aku kembali ke rumah dan bertemu dengan keluargaku.” Diapun menghilang. Si jin lalu bertanya kepada si teman yang ketiga “Apa harapan untukmu ?” Diapun menjawab “Jin,aku berharap teman-temanku kembali dan menolongku disini...”

TELLING FUNNY STORIES

STORY 1 Susie came skipping up the walk. She opened the door and said, “Mommy! I got a 100 today!” The mother replied, “That’s great, dear! What did you get it in?” “Two things,” Susie said. “I got a 46 in science, and a 54 in mathematics.” STORY 2 Jacky Wong got married with Lia Wong. Both of them had a white skin and straight hair. They are really a well-matched couple. One year later, Wong family got a new baby. A nurse brought them a son with curly hair and a black skin. The nurse congratulated and said, “What name will you give to this son?” With a confused face, Jacky Wong grumbled, “Sum Ting Wong!” STORY 3 The sharks got them While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling safe, th...